FRI 05 SEPTEMBER Westbourne Studios COMEDY 6–11pm The Two Minute Silence Gart O’Brien 10mins 15 During a National ‘2 minute silence’ we hear the thoughts of 10 office workers. Comedy, London Hooded Adam Randall 20mins 12 Lay about Marlon is reluctantly persuaded to play dective when he crosses paths with a dangerous gang. This dark, comedy thriller sees Marlon swept into an urban old west, a world of criminals. And all he wanted was an ice cream... Comedy, London Homicide: Division B Abner & Kamma Pastoll 9mins 12A A thrilling and humorous comedy about the British police. A serial killer threatens to blow up a police station. With only a limited amount of time, the Chief Inspector must solve the problem using a most unexpected tactic... Comedy, London Vacuum Karl Holt / Mark Lowe 6mins 12 A man encounters problems with his vacuum cleaner. Comedy, Britain One Two Punch Timothy L. Anderson 9mins 15 Circumstantial evidence and two guys in rabbit suits cost Jack his already rocky relationship. Comedy, USA Time Out Angus Gafraidh 8mins 12 George is having a very lucky day. Until.... Comedy, London 7:00 36 Ways To Get Fired Thanks To John Howard Shane T.Hall 6mins 12A A rapid fire political comedy that points out the absurd situation that many workers found themselves in after John Howard abolished unfair dismal laws. Comedy, London The Adventures Of A Plumber In Outer Space Jan Manthey 45mins 18 Plummer Robin Evans gets more than he bargained for when he goes to stick his plunger in Mrs Zucker’s blocked hole..... Little does he know that Queen Azizzar, ruler of planet pron is about to zap him into space so they can mate... Comedy, London 7:50 Black Eye legandary urban humour on film and in person 70mins An Evening With Black Eye CRASS TRANSIT – 50 secs. What would you do to get to work? Find out as one man’s journey takes a few dramatic turns. Written & Directed by Jacqui Adams. THE PASSION OF THE SKANKED! 30mins Prepared to be shocked as weddings, gangsta police, an abusive phone call, PMT Bitch, ghetto college, black history month, awkward gay moments… and possibly the most disgusting sketch ever filmed are brought to you by the urban comedy factory known as the Skank Boyz. Written & Directed by Joe Crackass and The Skank Boyz. WORKING LATE – 50 secs. When your computer just will not behave? Written & Directed by Jacqui Adams. THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE SKANKED! 30 Mins. The Skank Boyz unleashes their yearly comedic trawl through the urban landscape. Filmed especially for the Portobello Film Festival and featuring new characters and sketches such as The Negotiator, Skanked Cribs, Tough Dad, A Day in the Life of the Hoodies and the unveiling of the G-Folk era. Written & Directed by Joe Crackass and The Skank Boyz. 9:00 Mental Notes Carey Williams 18mins 15 In the heart of the English countryside, brothers Colin and Bernard Hope run Hope Hospital, a care home for the mildly confused. As their relationship deteriorates a documentary film crew witness their sibling rivalry and its dark consequences. Narrated by Christpher Timothy. Comedy, London Trust Me Andrew Kazamia 100mins 12A When a young con meets an old impressionist who knows how far they can go. A satirical tale of celebrity, politics and scams set in Hollywood. A truly independent feature film made by Brits. A film about the American dream. Comedy, Britain back to schedule